NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I just returned from my comics shop, The Splash Page, crushed to my core!  I had so looked forward to picking up issue #145 of The Shadow reprint only to find that Diamond Distributing had shipped my copy so poorly that they had to order another.  I'm very depressed as I must wait another week to throw myself into the pulpilisious world of The Dark Eagle.  If only I could get in touch with Burbank I could set one of the agents, or even the master himself, on the trail of those villains who could defile a copy of The Shadow's adventures.